>>46037333It's a joke about how bottled water is a scam and they never used to sell it.
Bendis probably wrote it when he was 18 and thought he'd have a career in standup. 27 years ago it was, almost, a new joke. Of course it wasn't funny even then because everyone was doing it.
It's actually setting off my autism sense, because the Marvel U is only about 15 years old in-universe since the FF debuted. If it becomes much older than that, it stops working. If it becomes younger, it also stops working.
So this whole page was just a pile of fuck.