"Me, You, and Ubu"
>Bane's bitter father-in-law stops by for another visit, and brings with him a surprise guest: the tall, dark, and handsome Ubu. When Ubu's talents make Bane feel inferior, he worries that Ubu may try to seduce his wife Talia - but little does he know that that's exactly what Ra's had in mind!>Bane comes home from having a talk with Gordon about Ubu>Sees Ubu and Talia slow-dancing in the living room>Bane kicks down the doorTalia: Oh, Bane! We just fixed that door!
Bane: ...fixed?
Ubu: Yes. While you were away, I noticed your front door had a squeak. So I fixed it.
Bane: You...fixed it?
Ubu: Yes.
Bane: YOU FIXED MY PROPERTY?
Ubu: Uh-oh.
Bane: THISH HASH GONE ON LONG ENOUGH!
>Bane grabs Ubu and throws him into the street, prepping for a fight.>All the neighbors come out to watch. Ra's steps out after Talia, eager to enjoy the show.Bane (picking up a fire hydrant): FIRSHT, YOU INVADE MY HOME. (throws hydrant)
Ubu (ducks under the hydrant): I was invited!
Bane: THEN YOU FIX MY SCHTUFF. (charges toward Ubu)
Ubu: Your wife asked me to! (locks fists with Bane in a struggle match)
Bane: AND OF COURSH...YOU MAKE ADVANCESH ON MY WIFE!
Ubu: Advances? Oh, no, no, no! Hold on a minute! You don't understand!
Bane: I DON'T UNDERSHTAND WHAT?
Ubu: You don't know, do you? I'm, well, I'm gay.
Bane (dropping the fight): What?!?
Ra's (from the sidelines): What?!?
Crane (rushing in): Helloooo...
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