...for a hypothetical series of Gravity Falls character CDs. These are analogous to the character CDs released for animes, basically just extras for fans who want to hear their favorite characters. Pick one of the 4 characters/scenarios below that you feel you can do justice to. http://vocaroo.com/

Disc 1: Dipper
You are a newcomer to gravity falls. Dipper welcomes you, offers to give you a tour of the mystery shack. Describe various mystery attractions as you pass them. Gradually Dipper tests the waters by mentioning paranormal happenings, to see if you're receptive to that sort of thing or a skeptic. You seem receptive and he begins to gush/rant about /x/ tier material, eventually realizing it was TMI and becoming embarrassed.

Disc 2: Mabel
This time you've been a resident for a while. Mabel has taken a liking to you, and the two of you are hanging out in the shack while everyone else is gone. This is during her boy crazy phase, and she flirts with you in various awkward and amusing ways, dropping her spaghetti a few times. The tour ends up in her room, where she shyly confesses her feelings and asks if you want to be her boyfriend.

Disc 3: Stan
You are a tourist. Stan is giving you the spiel, trying to sell you various shit and con you. This disc is humor oriented.

Disc 4: Wendy
You're one of Wendy's friends, hanging out with her, getting high in a van and joking/bullshitting. It's parked by the lake at night, and at some point you both hear something spooky outside. She becomes afraid and you comfort her. She is very tsun tsun and struggles to confess her feelings, ultimately in a backhanded way to hide her affection, but her feelings are clear from the inflections in her voice.

Disc 5: Soos
Soos enthusiastically tells you about his ideas for cartoon-toyline tie ins. You keep trying to indicate that you're not interested. He misinterprets it as invitations to explain in greater detail.