>>48879111One time I was tryng to get into D&D because some buddies played it a lot. I took home some characters sheet and started working on my character.
Of course, the character was obviously me as a total mary sue. Cool and badass, but clearly based on me. Anyway, somewhere along the page I wrote that my character was heterosexual. Not even sure why I made a point to it.
Anyway, few hours later I'm in the kitchen and my mom finds the sheet and flips the fuck out. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? IS THIS FOR REAL? ARE YOU REALLY A HETEROSEXUAL?
I'm like "...the fuck did I do wrong?" and I was trying to explain but she wasn't listening and she kept yelling how disappointed she was, and how now she realized what I was doing when I went out to "play" with my friends and what not.
Luckily my older sister came home soon afterwards. Mom was practically crying and she told my sister what happened. It took her slowly explaining the difference between hetero and homo to finally calm down a bit and finally let me explain what the sheet was and everything.
It was fun. In a fucking horrible, not-fun-at-all kind of way.