Perhaps somebody remembers this, or similar stuff, from a very long time ago.

YAH, U GOT IT! AGAIN! NOW FROM FOUR PAST MIDNIGHT, AND HERE I AM TO TELL YOU TO CALL MY SUPER-MEGA-BOARD 4PM OR R U SCARED WITH THE FEDS? I WON'T TELL U THE NUMBA SINCE I SUPPOSE YAR SO ELITE TO FIND IT YARSELF , IF NOT THEN FUCK U AND KEEP CALLING THE SAME BOARDS YAR GRANDPA USED TO CAL TO...ENJOY IT! LIVE IT! SPURTING 0-1 DAY WAREZ LIKE A CUMMING ELEPHANT COCK USING TWO USR DS.LOTS OF THANX TO CHC FOR THIS KEWL AND AWESOME LITE INTRO MADE IN SOME HOURS. OH I ALMOST FORGET...NO LAMERS,LEECHERS, FIDOLAMERS OR ANY OTHER KIND OF NON-WANTED-ANYWHERE PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED! CALL ONLY IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO OFFER US AND DON'T GIVE THE NUMBA TO LAME PEOPLE COS THEY MAKE THE BOARD BUSY THE WHOLE TIME...OK THAT'S ALL JUST REMIND THIS. CALL TO 4PM, CALL TO 4PM, CALL TO 4PM....AND....UPLOAD....UPLOAD....UPLOAD....HEHEHE..... WHAT ARE YOU DOING STILL HERE?? U SHOULD BE GONE RITE NOW!