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[1182909130] Virus

ID:dZxHXGkJ No.45999 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Alright. So i downloaded a crack for a game from some website I've never seen before. I opened the crack. Soon after, there was an error, and now my desktop icons and start toolbar are hidden. Pressing the Windows key does nothing. However, i'm able to open Task Manager, which i did, and it's the only way i was able to get online to post this.

tl;dr, Virusowned, halp?