So how many of you 4chan faggots watched some goddamned Ouran High School Host Club with me and my frat brothers? You might not have seen me because I was way in the back jamming one of those yowwie paddles into some of these convention bitches to get them to be quiet, you know what I mean? Swear to god, these sluts won't shut up.

Guys, I fuckin' have a whole new appreciation for these dudes' technique. These guys are so badass that like, okay, in the cartoon they're already pimping on the cartoon whores. But then, like, in real life, there are real life sluts watching the cartoon and they're like all ready to give up the pussy. To fuckin' cartoons, man! And whenever the fake-fags act like they're gonna make out, the real life sluts are all "ooooooooh" like on Saved By The Bell when Zack scores with that Kablonski chick.

It's too crazy, man. If these dudes, like, came out of the japtoon and started fuckin' walkin' around in the real world they'd fuck more cunts than Wilt Chamberlain.