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DO NOT CUT THROUGH THE TAPE. WALK AROUND THE TAPE SLOWWWLY SO I CAN FUCKING SEE YOUR FEET. HEY! I SAW YOU CUT THROUGH THE TAPE EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE AT THE END OF THE ROW! YOU'RE FUCKING B&!!! MY PENIS COULDN'T GET ANY LARGER BECAUSE I'M GOVERNING WEEABOOS WALKING IN A LINE OF TAPE.