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Anonymous
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Is this true? I remember reading here that the only thing the kid did was push her, but this guy says otherwise. So is what he says being totally blown out of proportion?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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That very last part is true.
Anonymous
Girl was in full fur-suit, Snacks saw a video of it, he said she got ZERG RUSHED by one guy and then he stopped right in front of her, I think maybe the boom box tapped her or something and she went "FURSECUTION!".
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>7498 Aww. It's too bad she didn't get what she deserved.
Anonymous
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Alrighty 4chan... fess up. Which of you is responsible for this!? Picture related.
Anonymous
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>>7401 we will battle at dawn
Anonymous
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looks like a statue of Bonk
Anonymous
It's definitely a Munny.
I hate you fucking fags who don't know anything about nerd culture outside of your queer Jap cartoons.
http://www.kidrobot.com Also OH FUCK YEAH THEY MUST BE FROM 4CHAN BECAUSE NOBODY WHO ISN'T FROM HERE EVERY PLAYED FUCKING STARFOX OR HAS EVER HEARD OF ANY OF THESE MEMES.
They're more likely SA Goons or WoWfags who heard about 4chan memes via Ebaumsworld copypasta.
Anonymous
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>>7481 also
www.giantrobot.com i think they sell munnys too
Anonymous
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do a barrel roll is a gamefaqs meme
Anonymous
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Why wasent /con/ fucking open for anime expo??? Do you only give a shit about you smaller an inferior east coast fag-a-thon? Also, why wasent there a 4chan panel at ax? There were tons of b-tards and 4channers???? I just sayin' shouldent we be fair and give us west coast b-tards amd 4channers a place to organize before our big con???? Of course, I expect a huge shit storm and to get flamed for this rant because this room will invariably be filled with otakon people who don't give a flying fuck about ax..... What do you guys think????
Anonymous
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I was at AX. It was OK. On the last day, I got to see a sneak preview of Transformers. But this bitch from the staff with a microphone started yelling at everyone while they were still coming in to sit down. The fuck's with that?
Anonymous
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>>2326 damnit man you need to stop posting pics of my boyfriend jun
>>6340 He wasn't at that con
Anonymous
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ITT OP = B& for being an idiot... its not that Mootykins only opens this board for the cons on the east cost, its rather that he only opens it for cons that 4chan goes to, hence it being 4chan's convention board... so i'm sure, if he went to NDK or AEXPO or something similar, he'd be opening this thing right up again :P
Anonymous
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Why doesn't 4chan have a panel at Comic-Con? It's the only one I actually go to because my company has a booth there and I can get free passes anyway because of being all ZOMG INDUSTRY INSIDER LULZ. My guess is that Mootypoops et al are Eastfags and don't want to do things on the West Coast, despite the fact that Comic Con/Wonder Con probably draw just as many channers if not more.
Anonymous
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thee are only 2 ways to get a panel at a con: 1) be invited to do a panel - which means they know what you're about. 2) request to do a panel and explain why your panel would be good for the con. if they like what you're about, you're invited.
Anonymous
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So now with 4chan being kicked out of otakon. Will moot be starting up 4con again? Picture unrelated.
Anonymous
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Nobody said anything about 4chan getting banned.
Anonymous
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op is retarded.
Anonymous
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maybe not this year, but it's only a matter of time
count /b/lackula
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Anonymous
Highlight the bottom of the page there is white text there. If you believed this you are an idiotic fucktard.
Anonymous
What does 'YHBT" mean? You have been...?
Maze
>>7405 The first paragraph gives it away as fast as possible. Either I am well versed to trolling or they are losing their touch.
count /b/lackula
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>>7416 When have they ever had a "touch" to speak of ?
Anonymous
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>>7415 trolled. fucking honkie
mintchick !WSgPeEy3kM
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IS IT CAN IT BE MOOTIKINS TIEM
☭-☠-☭-☠-☭-☠-☭ !g/ZM2NiGRA
☭-☠-☭-☠-☭-☠-☭ !g/ZM2NiGRA Thu 26 Jul 2007 16:45:00 No. 7070 Report Quoted By:
this is an outrage!
quinland
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moot time is cute time
mintchick !WSgPeEy3kM
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I think vlad got a pretty good upskirt shot of moot but I think he deleted it. :I
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Anonymous
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CHOCOLATE RAIN~
Anonymous
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so, any of you going to hong kong's ANICOM? going on right now!
Anonymous
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you're joking right?
Anonymous
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INTERRUPTING THIS BOARD FOR AN EPIC NEWS REPORT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWgRY1I_SI
in.cog.nito !Pwelrnp2DI
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oh noes they found out about our secret ebaums website!
Anonymous
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Anon in the news, wtf?
Anonymous
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lol we got epic lulz this clip made my day
Anonymous
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lulz comes from lol
Anonymous
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Hahahahaaaaa. Fucking Americans.
Anonymous
What was up with all the fucking disgusting sacks of fail be it furrys or gaiafags pretending to be /b/tards. Prancing around screaming about mudkips but if you say ITTY BITTY BABY ITTY BITTY BOAT they are puzzled. I personally can't wait for another opportunity to tell these people how hard they fail at life.
Anonymous
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Also; MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING
Anonymous
>>7151 By going to otakon you automatically fail at life you stupid fuck.
Anonymous
>>7232 By visiting 4chan more than likely on a daily basis and faping to shitty dicks you fail even more.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>7151 that's fake
see the foxhound logo in his arm
Anonymous
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It will fail miserably because there are no more 4channers who didn't go to SA. 4chan is now just another playground for the emo-weeaboo crossbreed kids who come here every time they want relationship advice. Even if Snacks will make an appearance, the little girls with cat ears and Naruto cosplaying kiddies won't recognize him.
Anonymous
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anyaone will be taping the event?
Anonymous
It kind of worries me. I mean what is there to do at the 4chan panel anyway? Youre also gonna crammed in a room with a bunch of other weeaboos and newfags... its bad enough online, but do we really want to be with these guys in person? Maybe there will be caek?
Anonymous
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THERE BETTER BE CAKE BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY WAY IT WILL BE WORTH GETTING OUT OF MY MOM'S BASEMENT TO GO
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>>1083 No, just a bunch of people going on like this:
www.4chan.org/flash/%234chan.html Anonymous
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Protip: None of the relationship help threads are real.