Mom: Beth Anne!
Kid: WU? [What's up?]
Mom: Your cell phone bill is what's up. All this texting.
Kid: OMG, INBD. [Oh my gosh, it's no big deal.]
Mom: It is a big deal. Who are you texting 50 times a day?
Kid: IDK, my BFF Jill.
Mom: Tell your BFF Jill that I'm taking away your phone.
Kid: TISNF! [That is so not fair!]
Mom: Me paying this bill, that's what's S.. N.. F.
Voice-over: Now too much texting is NBD. Cingular brings you unlimited texting. Just five dollars more a month.