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Epic failure

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Fellow anon, I must report my greatest failure. Bequeathed unto me by Suiseki herself, was a B& hammer, signed by Snacks, for being the winningest nigra of Otakon. However, on my way to the Aftermath, I reached into my pocket for my precious trinket to find it GONE! LOST! NE'ER TO BE FOUND! (probly grabbed by some fucker). This is truly the greatest fail of my life. Admonish me for my shameful deed.