HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU FUMBLING FAGGOTS OVER AT 4CHAN SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN MY MAGNIFICENT MASSIVE MANHAMMER AND DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO REMIND YOU ALL. I ARRIVED AT OTAKON 2007 IN STYLE, FOLLOWED BY MY THIRTY BEAUTIFUL BITCHES. IT IS NOT AN EVENT MY STUPENDOUS SELF WOULD USUALLY ATTEND, AND THE STENCH OF WEEABOO FILLED THE AIR AROUND ME. I STOOD IN FRONT OF THE DOOR TO THE 4CHAN PANEL IN DISGUST, AND DECIDED TO, THEN AND THERE, UNZIP MY EXTRAORDINARILY EXPENSIVE PANTS. THIS UNLEASHED MY PULVERIZING PHALLUS, WHICH KNOCKED DOWN THE DOOR AND THE WALL SURROUNDING IT, AND IMPALED NO LESS THAN FIFTY AFFLICTED ANONYMOUS. THE TIP OF MY DELICIOUS DONG STRETCHED ALL THE WAY TO MOOT'S NOSE, WHO THEN SURRENDERED AND TURNED 4CHAN OVER TO ME. I THEN LEANED FORWARD AND SMASHED DOUG'S DISFIGURED DOME INTO THE WALL WITH MY SIZABLE SHAFT. I NOW RUN YOUR PATHETIC WEB SITE, AND PLAN ON TURNING IT INTO A SHRINE FOR MY COLOSSAL COCK. YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THE WAY IT WILL LOOK. I GUARANTEE IT.