So what was this bullshit this year about not having alcohol in your hotel rooms? I paid like 4 monthes in advance, heard not a word about it until I get there, and have to sign an agreement saying I'll get kicked out if I'm caught. My card was charged for the room before I even got there, so I was out $120 whether I signed the agreement or not.

Not that it matters. If you see this, Marriot douchebags, not only did I drink in your room, but I smoked the shit out of some weed in the bathroom.

*pelvic thrust*