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while covering my first (and hopefully only) Otakon for an online magazine, i saw first hand a number of "anon". The sweeping generalizations are all true, they are fat, they smell, they are stupid, and they love anime. I was at a panel when one anon asked "can you please bring back the 4chan panel for otakon 2009?". At that moment, a retarded man infront of me did a fist pump and screamed "we are legion", while a skinny white trash, joe dirt looking motherfucker yelled "brix will be shat". I muttered "rules 1 and 2" to myself, and continued to type my reaction piece. I hate you guys, honestly.

tl;dr 4chan is full of fat, semi retarded joe dirt ass otaku...prove me wrong