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Pay heed /d/! The survival of our species is at hand!

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 11:00:00 No.1175036 View View Reply Original Report

http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=7530701744597358451

ok, so maybe you wouldn't be concerned the incidence of abnormal male sexual organs is increasing not only in cute fuzzy animals anymore, but in humans as well.

Perhaps it is a cause of celebration

At the very least this is good inspirational material for our resident writefags, if /d/ still has any.

Take heed!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 11:40:00 No.1175171 Report

Quoted By: >>1175209

13 minutes in, and i gotta say this is more spooky than anything else.

shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEIOL

shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEIOL Sun 23 Nov 2008 11:47:00 No.1175204 Report

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the starting seemed extra cheesy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 11:48:00 No.1175209 Report

Quoted By: >>1175237

>>1175171here.
okay, few minutes later, i saw what you are getting at OP.
and while it DOES have potential for a very /d/ story, this is still kinda worrying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 11:58:00 No.1175230 Report

Quoted By: >>1175232

If we could engineer a hermaphroditic version of the human and make the gene dominant so it'd stick, we wouldn't have to worry anymore.

If all else fails, no matter what, the old maxim holds true.

"Life will go on."

shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEIOL

shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEIOL Sun 23 Nov 2008 12:00:00 No.1175232 Report

Quoted By: >>1175262

>>1175230
lol, gentically engineering such a gene would be rather high risk and have a high likely hood of failing, also life would practically halt if the only males left were infertile and deformed

Shadow !!+LbYLkf1qC9

Shadow !!+LbYLkf1qC9 Sun 23 Nov 2008 12:01:00 No.1175236 Report

Quoted By: >>1175854

I dislike that this 'documentary' shys away from specific chemicals and biological processes; instead opting for sensationalized imagery and language.

Flamespinner

Flamespinner Sun 23 Nov 2008 12:01:00 No.1175237 Report

Quoted By: >>1175249 >>1175255

>>1175209

Didn't they find a way to use two eggs to impregnate a woman? What are we worrying about again?

shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEIOL

shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEIOL Sun 23 Nov 2008 12:06:00 No.1175249 Report

Quoted By: >>1175369

>>1175237
well i suppose we're worrying about the fall of the male sexuality

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 12:06:00 No.1175251 Report

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well fuck.
it mentions that this feminizing chemical is delivered in mass amounts through IV's or other things that can run into an infant while at a hospital.
i was born a month or two early, so i was in the hospital for quite a long time.
jeez, this certainly explains why my penis is so fucking small.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 12:08:00 No.1175255 Report

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>>1175237

Can only create females, and the gene variety is less because.. well missing chromosome and the likes.

Also, they took stem cells from one female and implanted it in another female's egg or something.

You also kind of need technology to do this. If for some reason mankind were to fall back, we wouldnt be able to reproduce. Sure, you can force two females to create a child in a lab, but out in the real world you can rub two females together all you want, nothing is gonna happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 12:12:00 No.1175262 Report

Quoted By: >>1175269

>>1175232

Natural Selection would suggest that males who are resistant to these chemicals will be succesful in breeding. You know, we're all exposed to roughly the same amount of chemicals, yet many men are quite virulent. The not so Virulent gather here on 4-chan to stroke their small penises and wonder why they cant get a girlfriend. After so many generations there could be a rise in male fertility, as us genetic losers fall out of the gene pool.

Then there are us who embrace femininity and are make dickgirl/feminization threads. If only our dreams came true ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 12:15:00 No.1175267 Report

Quoted By: >>1175273 >>1175274 >>1175290

as a man with a vasectomy....

i find myself not caring

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shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEIOL Sun 23 Nov 2008 12:15:00 No.1175269 Report

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>>1175262
eh? those virulent males are most likely not as virulent as they think, also those feminization/dickgirl dreams would not be likely to become reality through this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 12:17:00 No.1175273 Report

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>>1175267
hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

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shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEIOL Sun 23 Nov 2008 12:17:00 No.1175274 Report

Quoted By: >>1175296 >>1175304 >>1175317

>>1175267
thats because your not a man anymore, just a useless sex machine

Tobi the Racing Paper !5bWTegIBy2

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Tobi the Racing Paper !5bWTegIBy2 Sun 23 Nov 2008 12:23:00 No.1175290 Report

Quoted By: >>1175317

>>1175267
You're half a man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 12:25:00 No.1175296 Report

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>>1175274
more like disabled sex machine.
useless would be something different i think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 12:26:00 No.1175304 Report

Quoted By: >>1175312

>>1175274

funny, your (insert girlfriend, wife, or mother) didn't say i was useless last night :)

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shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEIOL Sun 23 Nov 2008 12:28:00 No.1175312 Report

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>>1175304
hey whoa whoa, no need to bring the useless females into this, i was just saying you are no longer useful to mankind as a whole, the woman may still like ya tho =)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 12:31:00 No.1175317 Report

Quoted By: >>1175332

>>1175290
>>1175274
half a man, you're funny.

It's what men do if they don't want kids or don't want to worry about unplanned pregancy. Most men have a vasectomy eventually. Personally, I think it's an honorable option in a world that mostly expects women to do the contraception or hysterectomy thing.

Also re: the video, we as humans have mostly removed the normal barriers to population growth, and I see this as nature's way of finding a predator for humans....other humans.

I don't think the world will suffer for a billion or so fewer people. Would probably be a net plus.

shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEIOL

shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEIOL Sun 23 Nov 2008 12:36:00 No.1175332 Report

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>>1175317
in the long run a reduction of our population would be best but in the short it would cause an aweful lot of damage, and mother nature had nothing to do with the current "situation" she decided to keep out of it and we started it ourselves, plus the vasectomy thing actually does make you half a man, you keep the penis but you lose the use of the testes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 12:36:00 No.1175333 Report

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I had a vasectomy because...

if i had kids, i'd eventually beat them to death anyway...

this way, I avoid the jail time and label of "baby killer"

besides, someone who spends any amount of time on /d/ shouldn't be allowed to procreate anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 12:49:00 No.1175365 Report

Quoted By: >>1175379

Vasectomies have a bad habit of fixing themselves, or so I hear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 12:50:00 No.1175369 Report

Quoted By: >>1175374

>>1175249
Who says a world made up of 90-95% girls is a bad thing?

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shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEIOL Sun 23 Nov 2008 12:55:00 No.1175374 Report

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>>1175369
how isn't that a bad thing? that means only 10% or 5% of the wrolds population is male, the gene-pool would be severally damaged by that fact alone, secondly a world of female domination would most likely fail

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 12:59:00 No.1175379 Report

Quoted By: >>1175385 >>1175445

>>1175365
half a man is a ridiculous sentiment. What sort of mealworm of a man measures his worth by his ability to produce sperm. "Great men" in history aren't remembered by their sperm count.

For all you uninformedfags, you still cum normally after the operation heals. It just doesn't have sperm in it.

>>1175365
vasectomies fixing themselves? While I still had 2 doctors with their fingers inside my ballsack I asked to see what they were removing. It looked like 2 pieces of cooked spaghetti, about an inch long. They cut out a length and cauterized the ends. If that heals, it would be a miracle.

(yes, local anesthetic, awake the whole time, doctors answering questions, was an interesting experience.)

shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEIOL

shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEIOL Sun 23 Nov 2008 13:03:00 No.1175385 Report

Quoted By: >>1175392 >>1175564 >>1175578

>>1175379
you linked the same post for both comments, but the great men in history are remembered for a)feats of strength etc
b)accomplishments
c)virility
most greek/roman heroes were marveled for their virility, but point asside a male is only a male inorder to give sperm to females, if he can't do this he is male in genitals only

7eAL !!tllRoBnU1Sb

7eAL !!tllRoBnU1Sb Sun 23 Nov 2008 13:04:00 No.1175386 Report

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I love /d/iscussion.

All I want to say is ... at /d/, we Hope for Change. Theoretically we could imagine that issues such as homosexuality, rape, gender politics and so on would effectively dissolve in a species that consists only of sexually functional and virile/fertile hermaphrodites.

shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEIOL

shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEIOL Sun 23 Nov 2008 13:08:00 No.1175392 Report

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>>1175385
oh, i forgot looks (beauty, etc)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 13:33:00 No.1175445 Report

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>>1175379

really?

that musta been fun, I asked to be put under when I had mine done. I really wasn't interested in seeing that.

Just the thought of having a tooth pulled while I was awake makes me sick to my stomach :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 15:11:00 No.1175564 Report

Quoted By: >>1175583 >>1175628 >>1176810

>>1175385
feats of strength...there's a reason they don't just remove your balls. They still produce all the hormones and stuff, just the sperm doesn't go anywhere and gets reabsorbed. "Male in genitals only." Pfft. Still got the XY chromosomes last I checked. Assuming either of your parents got the chop, go and tell them they are somehow a shadow of their former gender. We'll wait while they kick your ass.

Kids. They don't spank em nearly enough nowadays.

Also, JFK, MLK, Lincoln, Einstein, Gandhi, Jesus, Plato, Alexander, Napoleon, Newton...when the fuck did anyone start a class discussion about any of these clowns by saying "sources differ as to whether these people were fertile..."

in before "insecure" because if I gave a damn about sireing a brood I wouldn't have got the snip. If you stood in front of me in person and told me I somehow wasn't a man anymore, I'd laugh at you like you were Sarah fucking Palin. Then I'd bend you over and fuck you till you cried.

Because I'm not particular.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 15:22:00 No.1175577 Report

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If we could fix the Telomere problem with cloning we could fix everything involving fertility.

We know how to splice genes in cloning, so you don't have to complain about carbon copies running about. Diversity is still possible.

But those damned telomeres.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 15:22:00 No.1175578 Report

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>>1175385
"but point asside a male is only a male inorder to give sperm to females, if he can't do this he is male in genitals only"

by your definition, if a male is "only a male to give sperm to females" then he would *be* "male in genitals only."

If you reduce manhood to a mobile sperm delivery system, well that works great for your average small burrowing mammal perhaps, but civilization argues that there is more to humanity than dna replication imperatives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 15:24:00 No.1175583 Report

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>>1175564
I like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 16:06:00 No.1175628 Report

Quoted By: >>1175703 >>1175714

>>1175564
Jesus is a fictional character.
You might as well be saying the Easter Bunny was a great figure in history as well.
Also "bend you over and fuck you till you cried"?
I'd seriously like to see you try.
Getting a vasectomy is akin to throwing in the towel. Chances are, you're such a pussy that you wouldn't stand up in a fight, much less in bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 18:11:00 No.1175703 Report

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>>1175628
itt virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 18:19:00 No.1175714 Report

Quoted By: >>1177014

>>1175628

For me it's not throwing in the towel....

i have a hard time not beating the living piss out of everyone else's children for the average 20 seconds i have to deal with them in society...

I'm afraid of what I would do if I had to deal with little shits on a 24/7.

I did it to spare my potential children having to explain to their teachers they "ran into a door" every time they got a black eye.

Also, I did you a favor, cause otherwise you're girl friend would've tricked you into raising one of my little bastards by telling it that "its yours"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 19:59:00 No.1175761 Report

Quoted By:

where have all the boys gone?

looks like these people have never been to 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 20:02:00 No.1175765 Report

Quoted By: >>1175911

John Kerry is the man, 37:00 check him out

also, this just means there's more girls for me later =D

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 20:05:00 No.1175767 Report

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cp at 52 seconds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 21:40:00 No.1175839 Report

Quoted By: >>1175856

When humanity goes extinct before even the year 3000, this place would be quite lonely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 22:15:00 No.1175854 Report

Quoted By:

>>1175236
Yeah the sensationalism made me rage, and the rage killed me boner. Damn you freaky looking doczone girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 22:17:00 No.1175856 Report

Quoted By:

>>1175839
Reply-less camwhore threads, sounds impossible but that's a creepy future right there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2008 23:41:00 No.1175911 Report

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>>1175765

you're a fuckin idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2008 00:09:00 No.1175947 Report

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>Also, I did you a favor, cause otherwise you're girl friend would've tricked you into raising one of my little bastards by telling it that "its yours"

THIS
This is why I got a vasectomy. Fuck responsibility-shirking bitches. You want me to pay for you and a kid I'm not the father of? Fuck you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2008 06:28:00 No.1176521 Report

Quoted By:

NOOO penis dont go
T.T

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2008 07:07:00 No.1176562 Report

Quoted By:

>>1175036

You stupid americunts.

This 'documentary' is bullshit, it's not backed up by anything other than stupid fucking buzzwords mixed in with a few chemical names, there is no hard evidence to prove this shit actually happens. It's all overexaggerated, whoever thinks this is true is a fucking moron and shouldn't be having children anyway.

Also get off my /d/, faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2008 07:14:00 No.1176580 Report

Quoted By:

so is my wish to be the little girl coming true? ^_^

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2008 07:41:00 No.1176614 Report

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If only they could create a chemical hormone that allows eggs or already born males to become humans with both working organs. Females aswell, Don't you think they're would be alot less distress and hate in the world? There would be no sexual competition and whatnot. Eh. one can only imagine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2008 09:26:00 No.1176810 Report

Quoted By:

>>1175564
You are ten forms of win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2008 11:57:00 No.1177014 Report

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>>1175714
I think you trust people too much.
If somebody said I was the father of their child I would get a dna test even if the bitch had been locked in my basement the last five years.
Also, "rage" doesn't make up for lack of potency.
Quit with this faggot shit and just learn to accept yourself for who you are. Or, just don't blindly make stupid fucking decisions and attempt to justify them with bullshit responses every time you are called out on them.

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