>>1177630Elspeth [OOC]: It's, like, kind of a hole. It squirts blue stuff, which is an aphrodesiac.
Elspeth [OOC]: Hold up, my mom is up stairs, asking me to take out the trash.
Krondar [OOC]: Geez, dude, tell her ur buzy!
Elspeth [OOC]: Hey, where were we? I have 20 minutes before new BSG is on.
Krondar [OOC]: I was just about to fuck tihs monster in his anus-maw.
Gloop [OOC]: I don't know if I'm good with this. I thought I was going to be, like, banging Japanese schoolgirls and shit. I didn't know it was going to be all Dateline NBC for Ochre Jellies up in here.
Elspeth [OOC]: That's the other server. This is server.monsterbitchz.rapemaw, which it says in the description is for raping tentacle monsters. Don't you read?
Gloop [OOC]: It's like VCR instructions and shit out there. Japanglish. There were ads for buying dirty panties. I was distracted.
Krondar [OOC]: Am I going to fuck ur anal-maw or what?
Gloop [OOC]: I'm not good with this. I certainly never expected to be roleplaying out a non-human rape with a dude and a girl half a world away.
Elspeth [OOC]: Krondar, you're a girl?
Krondar [OOC]: Nopes.
Gloop [OOC]: Wait, you're both dudes? Aw, man, fuck this.
GLOOP HAS LOGGED OFF.