I'm not the only one that wants this badly, am i?

See, here’s the deal. 4chan is secretly working to turn you gay. See, moot sells your IP addresses to private companies that make a profit off of kidnapping, feminizing, and pimping people like you. He gets a tidy sum for his contributions. They get your IP, locate you, and begin to monitor you. As soon as you do something like, say, buy a pair of panties, you’re marked, an easy target. Soon enough, you’re walking down the street one night, and BAM, they take you. Nailed with a dart rifle from a thousand paces, then a van pulls up and they throw you in. You wake up in the dark, tied up, gagged, and blindfolded.

Right after your capture, you won't be given any freedom. Your feminizing will be a long and arduous process, usually taking months, as it requires strict dieting, reshaping of your body fat, very carefully calibrated hormone injections, altering your body shape through corsets, hormones, and the occasional surgery, and countless other things.