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Eggs! Eggs, eggs, eggs!

!!NztMtZPtT No.3271971 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hello /d/, I come to you with yet another question.

Turns out we both also have egg-laying fetishes, hooray!
Are there any safe egg-simulating toys out there? I was thinking somthing like a polished stone egg, not too much bigger than a real chicken's egg, but we're worried about health and safety. So we want a toy made specifically for this purpose. don't fail me now, /d/.

In the meantime, egg-laying thread, of course.

(P.S. The egg in this picture would be the perfect size.)