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holy shit, /d/.

I just got home from the store. I bought a cock sleeve. I couldn't contain myself, and tried it out right away.

The feeling wasn't at all what I expected - I pictured it feeling like jacking off, only better... It turns out it feels like something else entirely.

At first, I was worried that it would be a let-down, that obtaining it would have all been for naught.... But I decided to finish what I started.

And holy balls, /d/. Holy balls. It felt weird using it, but once I came... Jesus Christ. I had to change clothes! All of them!

Guys on /d/, if you're considering getting one, I recommend you do.