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Hypnotic Scripts

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In this thread, we trance each other into mindless obedience. I'll start things off with a first attempt using vocaroo.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v9H9uphYa6WjMZo4E

Okay, for this to work best, there should be no distractions. You will need about ten minutes of privacy. Lights turned low, no people around.

Once you are ready, make yourself comfortable. When you are comfortable, you are relaxed. When you are relaxed, when you slow down for a moment, you can focus. For now, you only need to focus on my words.

So make yourself comfortable. Take slow breaths, as though it were the end of the day and your eyes are closed as you nod off to sleep. It helps you focus if you breath in through your nose, then let the air out slowly through your lips, so you can do it just like that.

Deep breath in.

Then let it out.