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How do you change humanity, /d/?

!!Dad2zlG9Cj3 No.3807048 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
/d/, you have a virus in a sealed glass container. It will act out your wildest sexual fantasises and apply them indiscrimently to all people. It is as infectious as the common cold, but has no cure. But you DON'T live in hentai world, you live in the real world, and things will have consequences both positive and negative. What do you make the virus do when releases, if released at all?

TL;DR This is one of those "one wish to change humanity for kinkiness" threads except your actions have consequences.

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