>>3844428I haven't tried those! The egg idea is incredibly hot (I love egg laying too) but not too hygienic. Vibrating bullets could be nice.
Got so turned on by this thread yesterday that today I decided to give myself a little faux cum enema; I slowly filled my ass up with sliquid, a really great silicone lube that's super slippery. It's expensive and I used a ton of it but it was incredible. I was so full my stomach was a bit distended, just like I had hoped, and when I got myself really good and overflowing, I worked a butt plug in and just enjoyed the feeling for a while.
I really want a tentacle dildo or a huge soft bulgy one I can stuff myself with by my husband doesn't know about my little fetish. I've got a regular dildo though, and once I got adjusted enough to the feeling of being so bloated I got it out and started slowly toying with my pussy. It was tough keeping the plug in at the same time as I really started fucking myself, but the feeling of a slick, stuffed ass at the same time got me off 3 or 4 times.
I'm PMSing at the moment too, so my breasts are incredibly sore and swollen-feeling, so I pretended I'm really pregnant, and added some lube to the nipples to simulate a bit of milk dripping out. Once I'd gotten off so much I was sore, I slid my plug out and enjoyed the cum flowing out of my little gaping asshole, so much of it that I could pretend I'd gotten fucked hard by a big throbbing tentacle.
Really wish I could do the same to my pussy, filling myself up like that, but vaginas sadly don't work the same way.
btw, I love this thread so much, and am writing a little tentacle-pregnancy piece just for you guys :3
