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Guy on Futa Thread: The Boys are Back

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Oh I'm sorry, did you think just because you have a cute little penis now, you were going to get to use it on me?

Fat chance, little whore. Maybe if you're a good little slut I'll give you a reacharound or a footjob, or just play pretty dressup, but you're still a woman in my book, and women don't fuck, they GET fucked. Now squeal.