Granting some ungranted wishes
>>4494230Granted, but it only applies to your tongue
>>4494872Granted. Now everything is fun. You'll die of of sensory overload in 36 hours.
>>4495067Granted, but you're no longer attracted to any of them. The arguments and failed rape attempts will eventually lead to you breaking off all ties and friendships with them.
>>4495431Granted, no buts. The dislike should help enough.
>>4495443Granted. You're the second one and the first one is your conjoined twin, who is also Danny DeVito
>>4495450Granted, you're an asexual, brainless, amoeba
>>4495595Granted. It's your grandmother
>>4495612That star is the sun exploding
>>4495673Granted, but it smells like old socks and only wants to make out.
>>4496208Granted. You are now allergic to all forms of metal.
>>4496242Granted, but you are now gay and deem all women unfuckable.
>>4496400Granted, but only Bill Gates can afford it.
>>4496497Granted, but they're mind stays in the body and you have to fight for control. Meanwhile your body is a vegetable that will die in 2 hours if you don't go back into it.
I wish I knew what to wish for
