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[1170754981] Finally, Proof of God's Existence!

No.14319 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!! love and waffles, *~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
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[1376391179] Software Development

No.56305 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Check the latest software development from Floyd Marinescu - Co-founder of the ServerSide Enterprise Java community : http://www.theserverside.com and founder and lead editor of InfoQ.com : http://www.infoq.com

[1135733161] Speed of Cum

No.2530 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
My medic freind told me that cum flies out of our penis at 45mph. Learn something new everyday.
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[1135215980] Incest

No.2420 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Someone on /b/ keeps claiming that we have genes that prevent us from being attacted to our siblings. How true is this? I for example find my sister extremely hot. I masturbate to her pictures all the time and would fuck her without a though given the chance.
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[1144702330] 4chan isn't real.

No.4864 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
You can't connect three points of 4chan. It's not real.
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[1116566963] Stinky semen

No.667 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
I cum in my pants a lot when I masturbate.  Can other people smell it?  I can't tell if they can pick up the scent or not.  Even with fresh underwear.
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[1374165644] Mental Math Calculation

No.56091 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Human Calculators - How To Turn Your Brain Into A Mental Calculator? By Vedic (Ancient India) Math : http://www.funwithfigures.com

[1132420244] Trolling nerds at world4ch

No.1859 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
There seem to be a lot of people here asking questions that show a gross misunderstanding of the concepts involved. I think someone's trolling. There's only so many times you can repeat that 0.99... is 1 because that's how real numbers work before every idiot grasps it, going beyond it is just trolling, pure and simple. Please keep this in mind when replying to correct the n-th poster who seemingly is either eight years old or didn't read any of the precending comments.
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[1146831820] The future for non whites

No.5503 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
The future for non whites if we don’t drag them along with us.....


As we of the superior white race continue to progress into the future and eventually leave this world, to venture into space and further progress on to bigger and better things of progression, the niggers and other meek races, who are laterally earthbound in comparison to us ,will indeed inherit this world that we have left behind.

Without the white man around the niggers will die off from natural selection, while the mongoloids and mixed breed races live on.

The gooks not having the white mans creations and breakthroughs to modify and copy will maintain at the level they were at when we left. Also they will rule over the other races like spics and sand niggers.


Eventually after we are gone, the predicted end of the earth will come. More then likely from the sun turning into a red giant and expanding and will encompass and engulf the earth and mars. Thus wiping out all of the non whites left on earth.


                                               
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[1145352893] This Board Is Dead

No.5034 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I Hardly See Any New And Interesting Posts Here Nowadays.
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