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[1130526845] I am god. You may ask me one question.

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Every so often I ask a question, here are the answers thus far, the universe was created so that by apparent freak chance an electromagnetic field occurs and mongles the 4chan server causing this message to appear. The questioneers were important in the larger scale of things, but were not in any real positions of power. The same applies to you. I will answer only one question.

You have free will and the universe is governed by set scientific laws.

I am not human in form, by form I meant sentient.

Give everything a second thought, not thoughts of faith, but of what I'm thinking as I look down apon you.