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[1373206926] Weather

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HI ROCKITEERS! THIS WEEK ON "ROCKIT SCIENCE" : THE SOLAR WIND!

EVERY SECOND, OUR SUN SPEWS ABOUT A MILLION TONS OF CHARGED PARTICLES IN ALL DIRECTIONS AT SPEEDS AROUND A MILLION MILES AN HOUR. THIS IS THE SOLAR WIND.

SO, IN OUR COSMIC WEATHER FORECAST, IT LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER SOLAR-WINDY DAY.

THE SOLAR WIND WILL BE BOMBARDING THE PLANETS AND CONTINUE TO STRIP THE ATMOSPHERE FROM WORLDS LIKE MERCURY, MARS AND EVEN VENUS.

EARTH WILL BE PROTECTED FROM THE DANGEROUS RADIATION BY ITS MAGNETIC FIELD, BUT THE SOLAR WIND CAN STILL DISRUPT SATELLITES.

FOR ANY OF YOU COMETS OUT THERE, THE SOLAR WIND WILL CONTINUE TO PUSH YOUR TAILS AWAY FROM THE SUN.

AND THE SOLAR WIND WILL CONTINUE ON TO THE EDGE OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM, ENDING IN A PROTECTIVE BUBBLE OF ENERGY CALLED THE HELIOSPHERE THAT HELPS SHIELD US FROM INTERSTELLAR RADIATION.