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[1381757895] Extremophile

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This WEEK ON "ROCKIT SCIENCE": ABLE TO THRIVE IN CONDITIONS DANGEROUS TO MOST LIFE FORMS, THEY'RE THE EXTREMOPHILES! EARTH'S MIGHTIEST ORGANISMS!

ACIDOPHILES CAN LIVE IN HIGHLY ACIDIC ENVIRONMENTS.

WASTE TREATMENT PLANT

Acidophiles : "HOME SWEET HOME!"

THERMOPHILES ENJOY TEMPERATURES ABOVE 140 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT.

HOT SPRINGS

Thermophiles : "IT'S NOT THE HEAT, IT'S THE HUMIDITY!"

RADIORESISTANT ORGANISMS TOLERATE RADIATION 500 TIMES THE LETHAL DOSE FOR HUMANS.

CHERNOBYL

Radioresistant : "NICE PLACE.'

BAROPHILES ENJOY EXTREMELY HIGH PRESSURE LIVING DEEP ON THE OCEAN FLOOR UNDER ALMOST 7 MILES OF WATER.

Barophiles : "NO PRESSURE!"

POLYEXTREMOPHILES - LIKE THE TINY WATER BEAR - CAN TOLERATE MULTIPLE KINDS OF EXTREME CONDITIONS, INCLUDING TEMPERATURES FROM MINUS 328 TO PLUS 304 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT, THE NEAR-VACUUM OF SPACE, 1,200 TIMES ATMOSPHERIC PRESSURE, EXTREME DEHYDRATION AND RADIATION.

Polyextremophiles : "AND I CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT A SMART-PHONE!"

THEY TEACH US TO SEARCH FOR LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE WHERE CONVENTIONAL ORGANISMS COULD NOT SURVIVE.

Extremophile : "YOU FEELING OK, EARTHLING?"


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