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VIPPER Sat 31 Dec 2005 08:47:00 No.11558 View View Reply Original Report

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This thread is a very important topic, and as such I have started this thread in order to discuss this thread.

What do you think of this thread? Do you like it? Do you hate it? Do you want to see it threadstopped? What direction do you think this thread will go, and what direction do you think it should go? What should this thread have that it doesn't already?

Your opinions about this thread are important, so please voice them in this thread.

Also, please don't start new threads to discuss this thread. This thread, and only this thread, is to be used for discussion of this thread.

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VIPPER Sat 31 Dec 2005 11:11:00 No.11559 Report

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Thread topic = dirty schlongs

DISCUSS.

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VIPPER ID:(sage) Sun 01 Jan 2006 19:33:00 No.11585 Report

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I don't think this thread delivers AT ALL. Worst thread EVAR!

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VIPPER Mon 02 Jan 2006 11:44:00 No.11592 Report

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>>3

It's because you're not trying hard enough.

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VIPPER Mon 02 Jan 2006 14:01:00 No.11597 Report

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i like this thread and everyone posting in it. except for the OP.

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VIPPER Tue 03 Jan 2006 12:30:00 No.11622 Report

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This thread is a very important topic, and I used to be absolutely disgusted by dickgirls. For years I would deliberately skip saving pages from doujinshi I found if it had one in it. More recently though, I've accepted that there is futanari art that turns me on. I don't feel compelled to seek out pictures of real-life shemales; it's just one of those things, like piss-drinking and genital piercings, that anime makes arousing even though you'd never go for it in real life. I think it's a combination of three things:

1) Attaching a PENIS to a girl causes her to become sexually aggressive. She can't stop touching herself or trying to have sex with every girl, boy or other dickgirl she sees. An erection means "I'm horny, I want to have sex." When you see a girl gazing at you with a hard on, you know she wants you. Normal girls, it isn't always that obvious (a wet pussy is hard to see through clothes for example).

2) Seeing a dickgirl ejaculate is like how you wince when you see someone else get kicked in the nuts; it's a sympathetic reaction, like psychosomatic or something. Beautiful girls and ejaculating are high on most guys' lists of favorite things; dickgirls put them together in a simple package.

3) A dickgirl's dick is just another toy for you to play with. I'd treat it like an extra breast or a really big clit, something that will make her feel good when you touch her, and a hell of a lot more user friendly than a teeny tiny little knob at the top of her crotch.

4) After four years of nothing but 'normal' hentai (and some real life sex), I'm jaded by hentai. I need something a little kinkier to get me interested, and this fits the bill nicely without getting too fucked up like scat or mutilation or sensory deprivation.

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VIPPER Tue 03 Jan 2006 17:02:00 No.11627 Report

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>A dickgirl's dick is just another toy for you to play with.
Now this is where i stopped reading

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VIPPER Wed 04 Jan 2006 03:25:00 No.11632 Report

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>>7
I'd treat it like an extra breast or a really big clit, something that will make her feel good when you touch her, and a hell of a lot more user friendly than a teeny tiny little knob at the top of her crotch.

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VIPPER Wed 04 Jan 2006 05:49:00 No.11636 Report

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I like shemales. They have cute dicks.

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VIPPER Wed 04 Jan 2006 14:05:00 No.11644 Report

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>>9
and no teeny tiny knobs at the top of thier crotches

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VIPPER Wed 04 Jan 2006 19:30:00 No.11646 Report

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i like where this thread is going

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VIPPER Thu 05 Jan 2006 18:56:00 No.11654 Report

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I am now genuinely and greatly disturbed.

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VIPPER Fri 06 Jan 2006 21:24:00 No.11662 Report

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>>8

:(

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VIPPER Sat 22 Feb 2014 06:02:00 No.153943 Report

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↑

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VIPPER Tue 04 Mar 2014 00:38:00 No.153967 Report

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VIPPER Tue 04 Mar 2014 00:41:00 No.153968 Report

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erif taerg eht ni eid lliw uoy

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VIPPER Wed 05 Mar 2014 08:07:00 No.153971 Report

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>>1

This is an fuck you thread.

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VIPPER Tue 11 Mar 2014 00:11:00 No.153979 Report

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This is now a blog thread, go.

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VIPPER Wed 19 Mar 2014 21:22:00 No.154005 Report

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Hey thread, I've been having a pretty regular day today. I had to get up early to go to class and that's never fun. In the class I spoke on the first day and I was pretty confident. I feel like that might have been a mistake because now the teacher always looks towards me when shes asking the class a question. Today when she asked a question nobody knew the answer and I didn't know what to say so we sat there in silence for about three minutes while the teacher was just staring at me. I feel like that's okay though because most of the other people in the class were zoning out, so it was just like a little moment between me and the teacher.

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VIPPER Wed 19 Mar 2014 23:03:00 No.154006 Report

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I think this thread is a special breed of terrible.
Both incredibly over-reaching, and unbelievably under-performing.
I would rate it, but no numbers in human mathematics can possibly contain my opinion.

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VIPPER Mon 24 Mar 2014 22:51:00 No.154031 Report

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Yesterday I was going through a really tough time and this thread was here for me.

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VIPPER Tue 25 Mar 2014 03:14:00 No.154033 Report

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I think this thread is a special breed of wonderful.
Both incredibly far-reaching, and unbelievable well-performing.
I would rate it, but no numbers in human mathematics can possibly contain my opinion.

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VIPPER Tue 25 Mar 2014 04:06:00 No.154034 Report

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its aight

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VIPPER Thu 03 Apr 2014 04:27:00 No.154054 Report

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Hey thread, it's me again. Today was my mothers birthday so I went out to my with her and the rest of my family. At first it was great. One of the waitresses was pretty cute, plus she was pretty into me. She came over to bus our table even though she wasn't supposed to bus for us. She bused only my plates and left the rest. Also I overheard her talking to the other waitresses. She said something like "See how cute that guy at that table is? Do you think hes cute too?" I didn't try to flirt with her or anything, but I appreciate the attention.
Then things got a little weird. It was one of those places where the chefs cook in front of you and I ordered the red snapper. The chef insisted that he had to make his special fish sauce for me. He asked one of the waiters to bring him some wasabi. I don't like spicy things, so I was pretty nervous about that. He spent like 5 minutes carefully mixing together wasabi with like 8 other ingredients so I couldn't not try it without being really rude. It actually turned out to be pretty good.
The meal would have been an over all great experience, but after we were done eating and we put our leftover food in to-go cases my family decided to sit at the table for an extra 30 minutes. The place was full, the staff clearly didn't want us to stay that long, there were people we were making wait. It was terrible. Most of my family were too drunk to realize the wait staff were politely trying to make us leave. Plus I just sat there silently for almost the entire 30 minutes. I tried to get them to leave twice, but they insisted that they needed to finish their drinks. The rest of the time the just talked to each other and not to me. I don't understand why they get upset when I never celebrate anything with them, but completely ignore me when I do go with them. I think I probably wont go next time. I hope that doesn't make me a bad family member.

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