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[1350097752] THIS SHIT IS VIP AS DICK

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(note: In the following thread, we read VIP simply as vip, instead of V.I.P. This new protocol is due to new rhyming and rapping purposes.)

VIP AS DICK
SUCK MY DICK

LOOK FOR MY ALBUM "THUGGY VIP DICK" OUT ON BETAMAX AND LASERDICK NOV 16.

GET YO VCR'S READY JIGFICK
U R NOT PERPARD
©EMI 2012