What a relief. If you weren't texting while driving, this wouldn't have happened and you wouldn't have scored 14 points on Family Feud, the lowest score ever awarded to a inbred white game-show contestant on the planet. Hell, even the Hatfields and the McCoys scored higher than you did and they never finished elementary school! Get it together man, you had one job.
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