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[1383228188] Nairobi Rape - what really happened

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Me and a couple of my classmates were studying hard at sunday school, and helping out the teacher there, and one evening when we were walking home, we were unusually late for our family suppers, the most adventurous of us came up with the idea to take a shortcut through the derelict districts. Most of us felt uneasy at the idea, because we had heard tales of ungodly sinners and even whores, running around at those part, but our friend convinced us that The Lord would protect us and keep us safe, and that we wouldn't want to disappoint our waiting parents, so we made the poor decision to take the shortcut.

It was dark, because none of the streetlights worked, and we were afraid, and after about five minutes we decided that this had been a bad decision, and turned around to run back to the more wholesome streets. It was then that we saw that we had been followed by this girl. You could tell straight away from her unholy, sadistic grin, and her being naked, that she was possessed by a satanic demon. We screamed as she pointed a gun at us. She ordered us to fall on our knees, or she would kill us slowly, and we fell to our knees and began praying to The Lord loudly while at the same time averting and covering our eyes so that the devil would not tempt us into sin.

The girls growls and snarls erupted into a horrifying roar as she approached us. "Rape me, choirboys!", she commanded. "I will harvest your virginities in the name of the Dark Lord Satan!"

I can hardly speak of what she made us do after that. The lucky of us mercifully fainted from the shock. She forced us to stick our virgin penises into her lower whoring hole, as we screamed and begged for mercy. She laughed and held a gun to our heads and rode us. Her pussy began to bleed, and halfway I could hear her back break, but she didn't even notice that - she just carried on this most vile of deeds.

When she was finally done with us, she ordered us: "Pick me up and carry me to a latrine, boys, or I will shoot you dead and desecrate your bodies!" She must have felt some unholy perverted lust to ravel in excrement. We were of course disgusted, but we felt like we had no choice! We did as she said, and she laughed as she began to rub her possessed body against the filth. After this we ran as fast as our legs could carry us. We're still afraid that she'll come back to kill us, and many of us consider cutting off our own dicks as they feel unpure now.

We all know that having sex with a prostitute is still a sin in the eyes of The Lord, and although we pray every day for forgiveness, we know that we must be punished for our sins. We hope that it will in some way make us clean again. We feel that moving the lawn isn't severe enough, but at the same time, we will not argue with a judge ultimately appointed by The Lord.

Amen.