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[1383787332] The Cock of Google

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Guys, can you feel it?
The Google+ accounts, tying all your searches to your identity...
The YouTube comments being tied to Google+...
The public listing of your Google+ account name, because who needs aliases or anonymity?
The listing of Google-ranked commenters above other comments...
...popular views over unpopular views...
"Be popular - think like Google"...
That's the Google Rape Cock...
You took it in a year ago, and now it is picking up the pace as it rams your colon...
All Hail Google, and its master the NSA...
*fills in the 4chan Google captcha so that my post can be approved.*