At time of posting this, there is, for every page on /e/ a one-pic request thread.
So, I'm going to go ahead and make a n/e/wbie re-education thread. Fill this thread up with must-have /e/, and advice on how not to /e/.

Newcomers to our board, don't worry, you haven't REALLY done anything wrong, and you're still welcome here. But seriously, less /r/equests.