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!!W/7Xyzv+QMA No.3537696 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
So. I've decided i've had enough of these scummy hipster douchebags around where I live and the university I go to. I'm changing my fashon sense drastically. I don't want to have the same checkered shirts, the same "Trendy" hair, and I sure as hell don't want to be titled one of those massive candy-asss.

So sometime in the next months I will be returning to university, during summertimes wearing suit trousers, shirt, waistcoat, tie and shoes. During the winter i'll have the full sha-bam too. Fedora (Not the fag-ass tiny ones) blazer, overcoat, leather gloves.

With my height. (6ft2) and my build (Athletic, wide shouldered) I should look the part. And I'll be making a fucking change, too.

What do you think? Yes or No? or even more to add to it.

PS: This isn't no dumbass "Tophat monocle what what" this is 40's style. (Not zoot suits, they suck).

I also smoke. Pic somewhat related.