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so /fa/ I don't usually come here but I just had an idea that I figured you guys were the ones to try out: roll the top of your pants down like shown, and attach a necktie in the center like a belt. now, I know what you're thinking, "oh wow that kid is so white and his pubes are kind of showing fucking gross," yeah but, a.) i included some of my arm so that you'd know I wasn't that pasty everywhere and b.) think about if they made pants that had shirt collars and "waist-ties" instead of belt loops and dried cow skin. pretty fucking classy, no? so yeah, I don't really have any neckties on me (surprise, surprise, right?) and I'm a little high so if someone has a big enough necktie or a small enough waist and can humor me by showing me how this will look, that'd be awesome.