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K, here's my problem in a nutshell.

I'm 5 foot 5, and i have a fairly small frame. However, I have a normal size penis, about 6 and a half inches, and really thick too, so it looks massive on my body

Furthermore, im a shower, and not a grower, so basically I have a flaccid 5 inches of dick just sitting there all day.

I just started a real job and my dick shows through my pants all day. No matter what kind of pants I wear, i can't seem to supress my package.

Do girls find this attractive? If not, what steps can I take to tailor my pants to avoid having such an obvious package?