>>3384139I knew you'd be back.
You couldn't stay away, could you? There was a voice, calling to you in your dreams. " Post! Lurk!" it would whisper, increasingly insistently.
It's only a matter of time before you slip and post another picture of yourself. And when you do the immense swarm of internet stalkers will cause you to once again set all your flickrs, facebooks, myspaces, and other social media websites to "private" in a desperate attempt to return to obscurity.
But it will all be in vain. They will find you again. And they will creep on you like you have never been creeped upon before!