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Somehow science allows you to pick 3 bitches/males to have sex with forever. You can pick 1 bitch/guy from history, 1 bitch/guy thats from a video game or cartoon, and 1 bitch/guy thats actually alive right now like a celebrity.

Choose these 3 girls/boys wisely /fa/.