>>3384724Of course the ONLY alternative is to be a slouched up hipster?
No you can dress with some class.
Pros: Good looking
nice curves
Cons:
thick legs
you look short
Dont wear short skirts/dresses because that will make your legs look thicker because there will be more emphasis on their length and they are more exposed. Try something lengthier with less horizontal stripes as that makes you look fatter.
Also dont show so much tits, guys KNOW they are there without you flopping them out and having lines drawn to them(your necklace provides visual suggestion to your cleavage)
The belt holding your coat together is the only good thing about your outfit because it makes your waist look smaller.