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Ok, bitches, listen to this.

I'm a /fit/fa/g, but for about 3 weeks I haven't been to gym a single time. I'm thinner than ever. I had to punch another 2 holes in pants so they fit me.

I recently got my black mtm suit as well + silver jewelry. With every day I'm starting to look more and more like host (pic related).

Guess what. In 24 years for the first time I had a good looking girl that I was dating before GRIND ME in a club. Like 4 REAL, with her leg and ass brushing my dick through clothes. NICE! I'm going out with her soon.

And another thing - an ACTUAL MODEL. A real fucking MODEL made out with me with TONGUES.

HOLY SHIT.

And I was in my worst shape ever.

Make of it what you wish.