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Dear /fa/ im in a predicament. I have a funeural on friday to go for a close friends grandfather. I am a recent bachelor and student so I live off of Nice jeans t-shirts and few other casual wear to mix it up, ( Red Doc's, Polo's etc...)

I have nothing at all to wear that is appropriate to this funereal. What should I wear? I am a white male standing about 5'11" and I'm pretty fit.

Also i need a haircut. how do I ask for hitler youth cut without asking for hitler youth cut?