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allo chaps

going to a charity function thing

need to wear something red

realise i own nothing red

borrow red tie off brother

thinking i might have to go and buy something else instead, what think?

pic related, thinking either this or something way more casual (second img in a sec)

>also apologies, only have my crappy phone camera and no photoshop :(