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I have a dilemma /fa/. I'm skinny fat. you can see my collar bone and my ribs, but I have hips and man boobs. My boobs aren't very big but you can definitely tell that they're there and my hips are pretty wide. And exercise makes no difference. I'm actually quite active and have a decent diet. Is there anyone else that got genetically fucked that can give me tips on how to dress well with my horrible body?