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hey /fa/, I've got a ridiculously high metabolism, and I have long legs, so its impossible for me to find pants.

I'm 28x34, and there's no store I know, online or off, that has jeans or anything that can fit me. Do you guys know anywhere I can go?

inb4 gain weight.