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Yo brahs, what the fuck is this shit?

Sometimes when I'm done drying my hair after taking a shower (I just lay a towel on it, no hard core scrubbing or anything, then after 10 minutes I take the towel off and let it air dry) my hair looks all super volumized. ONLY SOMETIMES. It looks like I'm one of those conehead guys because my hair like peaks out like a fucking triangle its weird. Makes me look like a goddamn coconut head and it pisses me off. How can I prevent this and just get hair that lies flat on my goddamn head all the time?