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a little help, please

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dear /fa/, please ignore the blatant faggotry of the ensuing pictures, but i am in need of some help. I'm sixteen, 5'9, about 145 lbs, pretty muscular and definately not fat but no six pack, and i'm not looking to get into fashion very much at all. I only need some help with what could compliment my face/body. My main issues are that my butt is GIGANTIC (muscular... but still) my hair is pretty thin and just overall BAD, and my nose is somewhat large because it's long and has a bump in the middle. I simply would like some advice on clothing items, maybe sunglasses, maybe hairstyles, and possibly hygiene products(even if this is the wrong section)