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Hey, /fa/. I've decided not to take advice from you anymore and I advise the rest of you to do the same. Last night I encountered a faggot who lives in my town on here. He wears clothing from Hot Topic, for instance a shirt that says "You be trollin'!" and the infamous "FUUU" graphic tee, almost always paired with a blazer, vest, and bright red/plaid male jeggings. He's also in eighth grade. I almost threw up at the thought that he might have given me fashion advice before, and I'm terrified that there's more like him on here. It's like diving into a murky lake, and then you see one eel and suddenly you're afraid of the thousands of eels that live there. So goodbye, /fa/.