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Quoted By: >>12278157
>be in HS
>at school gym on leg day
>using calf raise machine
>landwhale in yoga pants wobbles in
>bearmode special ed teacher (call him P) doing some bullshit crossfit dumbbell rows
>"hey P my stomach hurts what do"
>P: "you could try moving around I heard it helps"
>"okay, should I jump up and down?"
>P:"no, that's a bad idea"
>"why?"
>P:"because the floor will shake"
>awkward silence
>P stops his rows and looks up
>he looks directly into my eyes
>pokerface.jpg
>don't know whether to laugh or to call him out
>suddenly remember what /fit/ taught me
>get up and do squats
This was a while back and I am still yet to meet an obnoxious landwhale like in every one of your stories. If you got real stories bring'em
>at school gym on leg day
>using calf raise machine
>landwhale in yoga pants wobbles in
>bearmode special ed teacher (call him P) doing some bullshit crossfit dumbbell rows
>"hey P my stomach hurts what do"
>P: "you could try moving around I heard it helps"
>"okay, should I jump up and down?"
>P:"no, that's a bad idea"
>"why?"
>P:"because the floor will shake"
>awkward silence
>P stops his rows and looks up
>he looks directly into my eyes
>pokerface.jpg
>don't know whether to laugh or to call him out
>suddenly remember what /fit/ taught me
>get up and do squats
This was a while back and I am still yet to meet an obnoxious landwhale like in every one of your stories. If you got real stories bring'em
