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Anonymous !!RhcBgbLZQRZ Fri 04 May 2012 03:30:00 No.12405168 View View Reply Original Report

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>at work today
>on lunch break
>see landwhale eating her "lunch" in staff room
>one tub of breyers ice cream and two big chocolate chip cookies
>ask her how much of that she's eating
>"I'm trying to finish it before my break ends."
>mfw that must have been at least 1,000 calories for the whole tub, as it had 10-12 servings of 100 calories each
thehorror.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 03:13:00 No.12422008 Report

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&list=UL8ly3Ew9t53g&v=xdgIFQMNEsM

Near the end of the video, you get your fat people scene lol!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 03:29:00 No.12422204 Report

Quoted By: >>12422478

>Off to the gym one night with my Dad
>Landwhale working that night, scanning people's cards
>Think that's odd, maybe she's on her way to slimming down
>Okay.jpg
>MFW she starts eating Macdonalds
>MFW landwhale working at a gym eating Macdonalds
>MFW she confidently talks to a tall, built, hawt dude (I am femanon)
>MFW I'm half her weight and still too beta to approach guys like that.

All of my wat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 03:34:00 No.12422257 Report

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Usually I read FPS on the chanarchive and they are some of the best stuff I read there, usually reading every FPS thread from top to bottom. I never post on /fit/ though, but here is my only FPS.

>Be on school trip
>Hang out with a fat friend
>Subject of weight comes up when one of his friends asks him about it
>He has a bunch of bullshit excuses, the same /fit/ always mocks: "I've always been fat", "It's genetic" and "I've big bones".
>I tease him a little about it
>He gets "angry"
>I slowly run away, he chases me
>After 20 meters I can't see him any more.
>Run back, see him waddling after me
>Stop running, start walking
>Asks him if he is still chasing me
>"Yup."
>"Okay."
>Keep WALKING away.
>WALKING
>Still out do his waddling
>After 50 meters he gives up
>Because I walked up the stairs
>I stand not ten steps up the stairs looking down
>Make it up with him

He is seriously my fattest friends, but he is one of the most chill motherfuckers ever, and since he has self esteem issues (durr, I sure can't guess why, hurr) I only tease him once in a while, he knows I mean it well, but does as he is expected and retaliates, by... apparently... chasing me.

ALSO, MOAR STORIES!

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Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 03:42:00 No.12422376 Report

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>one of closest friends is fat
>5'4" 280lbs
>coolest motherfucker ever
>ask him to go to the gym with me
>figured good company and maybe it would jump start him to get into shape (in b4 sphere is a shape)
>go directly to free weights
>warm up with light weights, friend follows suit
>sit down to lift heavy
>hit my 200 lbs max bench, trying to motivate friend
>mfw he loads LMAO2PLATE and tosses them up for reps
>holy shit
>bro fist
>my friend is secretly getting into power lifting
>no spaghetti
>jk tons of spaghetti

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 03:48:00 No.12422470 Report

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>be at beach last weekend.
>go to a more secluded part of the beach.
>two land whales that could've easily weighed a ton combined.
>mutter to bro "look, two beached whales."
>bro cannot contain lol's
>land whales bertstare at us
>ohshit.jpg
>they get up to leave.
>we walk about 10 minutes down the beach.
>come back and they're still packing up their shit.
>mfw they only had two towels and a cooler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 03:49:00 No.12422478 Report

Quoted By: >>12422520

>>12422204
post a pic of your tits

no hetero

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 03:53:00 No.12422520 Report

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>>12422478
No, don't post a picture of your naked body for strangers to lust and pleasure themselves to, because that is a sin against God and will kindle His wrath against you.

He is so holy, and He is coming back quickly.

Furthermore this is a worksafe board. Pic related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 04:06:00 No.12422731 Report

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>>12408529

you just made my life amazing, thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 04:15:00 No.12422864 Report

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>grocery store
>soda aisle
>fat fuck's cart full of pizza/chips/icecream etc
>gets couple bottles of diet pop

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 04:16:00 No.12422881 Report

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>>12422520
Wasn't planning on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 04:25:00 No.12423033 Report

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>be me
>have to head out to Walmart to return some shit my boss bought and didn't want
>walking into Walmart return section, line is 10-12 people long, or so i think
>4 lardmeteors in line
>1st lardmetoer has been standing for maybe 10 minutes, and her shirt is wet from sweat. the smell of her body is unbearable.
>2nd and 3rd meteor sitting in motorized carts, eating a sub
>4th meteor... had... skid marks. i kid you not, she had white pants with shit streaks, and her fat rolls are sticking outside of her shirt
>i gag
>2nd meteor begins to get mad because not enough people helping at counter
>hamplanet Walmart employee walks behind the counter
>"oh you're here to help?" asks the one employee. Fat fuck says "no Is o lunch break girl"
>4th meteor gets to return desk. wants to return open makeup (first of all, why does she think makeup can make her look better?)
>bitches for 10 minutes.
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 04:28:00 No.12423085 Report

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>>12414294
Since I started to watch what I eat the volume of food that I eat is much much higher. Getting in the fruits and veg in the correct servings is harder than I initially thought. Anyone who says I can't eat right because I like food too much hasn't fucking tried.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 04:30:00 No.12423105 Report

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>>12407032
I don't know if that was sarcasm or trolling, but it seems successfully made two people look like morans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 04:36:00 No.12423166 Report

Quoted By: >>12423252

>me
>ate five slices of pizza today
>the end

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Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 04:41:00 No.12423242 Report

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>at gym
>have conversation with cardiobunny
>she talks about how creepy the fat powerlifters are
>we joke about their fatness and them "lifting things up and putting them down"
>powerlifting fatty overhears and confronts me
>we both ignore while holding in our laughter
>he goes back to his squat rack defeated
>longest walk of his life

fatties gonna fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 04:42:00 No.12423252 Report

Quoted By: >>12423281

>>12423166
Is that all? If we get a pizza I usually eat 5 slices right then and there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 04:44:00 No.12423281 Report

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>>12423252

i had two, waited 30 minutes, had two more, waited an hour, then had another. also, it's frozen 1/8 slices, not pizzeria style

normally would eat more than a whole pizza, so i feel like this is a step in the right direction. i have a bad compulsive eating problem.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 04:51:00 No.12423413 Report

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>>12411250
I work IS for a health care company. I don't want to even talk about all the fat nurses I see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 05:22:00 No.12423941 Report

Quoted By: >>12424085 >>12424087 >>12427202

>roommate used to be an athlete, but was fucking retarded and got shit grades so quit.
>Doesn't do shit but order chinese food and sit on his ass and "study"--gained weight like mad.
>Now official fatass.
>still got shit grades after, so w/e
>Buys 60 dollar vidya games a month ago
>This month, goes to formal with shit-tier GF.
>Comes back from mcdonald's kind of drunk with burger, goes into room and has sex with shit-tier GF.
>wakes up in the morning, ask him if he wants to get some food with me--healthy food.
>says no, running low on money this month
>takes day mcdonald's burger, cooks it on skillet
>eats it with rice and soy sauce
>can buy video games, but can't buy food that isn't fucking shit. all of my wat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 05:33:00 No.12424085 Report

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>>12423941
NO FUN ALLOWED

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 05:33:00 No.12424087 Report

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>>12423941
>day mcdonald's burger
wut

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 05:34:00 No.12424096 Report

Quoted By: >>12424174 >>12424181 >>12424185 >>12428077

Just saw this on facebook

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 05:39:00 No.12424167 Report

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>>12424087
Day old. Sorry.
>>12424085
Can buy video games but can't even be assed to buy yourself something that isn't totally shitty and let yourself balloon? That's pretty fucking bad, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 05:40:00 No.12424174 Report

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>>12424096
>implying she's a size 12
She just means in general bruh

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Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 05:41:00 No.12424181 Report

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>>12424096
>pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 05:41:00 No.12424185 Report

Quoted By: >>12424265

>>12424096

>I'm sorry but blah blah...

I hate when girls do this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 05:44:00 No.12424225 Report

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>>12410182

>Shaming fatties since 2007.

Being a dependent beta faggot that can't afford his own place or choose better roommates since 2007.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 05:48:00 No.12424265 Report

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>>12424185
Almost as annoying as that "to be honest" shit. Fuck that, seriously.

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Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 06:31:00 No.12424873 Report

Quoted By: >>12426104 >>12426124 >>12427120

>Fat is beautiful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 07:59:00 No.12426104 Report

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>>12424873
Mirin' that strong and dedicated bulk.
You can just tell she's all about health and fitness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 08:01:00 No.12426124 Report

Quoted By: >>12426187

>>12424873
>two sets of boobs
definitely more to love

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 08:06:00 No.12426187 Report

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>>12426124
My words exactly. Minus the "more to love."

All the fun of titfucking 2 girls for the price of 5.

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Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 08:23:00 No.12426391 Report

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>5 minutes ago
>See this
>He's been trying to lose weight since eighth grade
>GoodJob.jpg

Visitor

Visitor Sat 05 May 2012 08:53:00 No.12426681 Report

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>>12416722
I'm a Hamiltonfag, can I come too? ;_;

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Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 09:09:00 No.12426892 Report

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>work at deli
>hambeastly family walks in and orders food
>hambeastiest hambeast is mom, who orders for chubby son
>gets him a huge, greasy, cheese-butter-and-sour-cream loaded baked potato that even grown men can't finish
>chubby son notices and asks if it's healthy
>hammom waves him off and says 'of course it's healthy'
>chubby son waddles off to his seat, oblivious to what his mother is doing to him
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 09:28:00 No.12427120 Report

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>>12424873

Ew

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Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 09:37:00 No.12427202 Report

Quoted By: >>12427268 >>12427385

>>12423941

Mcdonalds food is expensive as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 09:44:00 No.12427268 Report

Quoted By: >>12427331

>>12427202
too bad nothing on that graph is true

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 09:52:00 No.12427331 Report

Quoted By: >>12427401 >>12427409

>>12427268

Are you the same guy who thought the Jenny Craig story wasn't true because you didn't know there are numbers for local clubs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 09:59:00 No.12427385 Report

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>>12427202
for 27 bucks at McDs you could get 5 big mac meals

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 10:00:00 No.12427401 Report

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>>12427331
fuckin lold

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 10:01:00 No.12427409 Report

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>>12427331
Except the Jenny Craig story WAS fake

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 10:54:00 No.12427927 Report

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fjhggj

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Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 11:03:00 No.12428000 Report

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Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 11:09:00 No.12428042 Report

Quoted By: >>12430293

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Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 11:12:00 No.12428077 Report

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>>12424096
Today's size 12 isn't the historic size 12 either. We've actually resized clothes several times. From slate magazine
>"The ASTM recommendations have evolved over time to accommodate a very real trend: vanity sizing. Women don’t want to know their real size, so manufacturers re-label bigger sizes with smaller numbers. In 1958, for example, a size 8 corresponded with a bust of 31 inches, a waist of 23.5 inches and a hip girth of 32.5 inches. In ASTM’s 2008 standards, a size 8 had increased by five to six inches in each of those three measurements, becoming the rough equivalent of a size 14 or 16 in 1958" Fatties gonna fat. Full article http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/design/2012/01/clothing_sizes_getting_bigger_why_our_sizing_syste
m_makes_no_sense_.html

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Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 11:15:00 No.12428098 Report

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>>12409071
you sir win the internets for tonight, hell the whole week.

>>12411360
hahahaha
>Be Dutch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 15:22:00 No.12430171 Report

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Fatties

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 15:36:00 No.12430293 Report

Quoted By: >>12430312

>>12428042
Link to vid. Want to thumbs down it and thumbs up Jupiter boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 15:38:00 No.12430312 Report

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>>12430293
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao75RdCgd1Y&feature=plcp

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